Not Pictured: Shawn. |
Weekly Email: Well, hey there, Shawn!
Shawn: ...I'm trying to work here.
WE: Oh, come on, Shawn! Tell us about your affection for the Zyphoon!
Shawn: I'm being paid for this, right?
WE: Of course! *Note to researchers, find out if Shawn is being paid for this.*
Shawn: Well, the Zyphoon is a total blast. The little rings it shoots can seriously go over 30 feet. My daughter is still waiting for her turn to play with it since I haven't given it up yet!
WE: Can you use the Zyphoon indoors?
Shawn: I guess so...you'd need a large area, but the rings are pretty soft so there isn't too big a danger of injuries or anything getting broken in the house. I know the owners, Steve and Rene, use it in their grand foyer but that has a 100-foot ceiling so it doesn't really matter.
WE: 100 foot ceiling?
Shawn: Well, they heard Melissa & Doug have a 99-foot ceiling in their grand foyer, and they're determined to make "Rene & Steve" the new "Melissa and Doug". ***
WE: Back to the Zyphoon. Any other reasons you love it?
Shawn: I love that it's compact and easy to use as well. Now can I go back to work?
WE: Of course. You've been a true gem. Thanks for your time!
Shawn: Anytime!
So, there you have it. The Zyphoon is a hit! Come by any of our four locations to check it out!
***Steve and Rene don't have a 100-foot ceiling in the grand foyer. I'm not sure they have a grand foyer. Also, to the best of the Weekly Email's knowledge, they do not wish to become the new Melissa & Doug. Also, Melissa & Doug probably don't have a 99-foot ceiling in their grand foyer.
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